How do I sign up?

You are:

Over 18
Nominally literate
Have at least some race experience
Willing to train.

We are:

Interested, but like the girl that totally has a crush on that kid in 3rd period, we are a little shy. We don't want to come off as desperate, but we ARE interested. Maybe we stalk you a bit on Facebook...maybe we leave a note in your locker... We are looking for a committed relationship - we would prefer you don't see other people - at least let us know if you are interested in an open relationship.

Ok, here's the deal.

Besides being awesome at life, we expect you to race. We don't care much if its road, mountain, cross or track - most of us are very good at suffering in several disciplines. Send one of us an email with a race resume (don't worry too much about EVERY result you got each time you pinned on a number) and a little bio - something that proves you are an actual person and not just a machine that produces x watts/kilogram. Or (even better) just approach one of us at the races and say hi. Chances are if you are reading this, you already know at least one of us anyway.